Night watch for the living room
Know when the dog will bark.
Search a title. See the bark grade, timestamps, and where it streams — before the doorbell on screen becomes a doorbell in your house.
How it works
Step 1
Search tonight’s title
Movies and TV from the catalog. No account needed to browse.
Step 2
Read the grade, then the marks
Quiet to Full Bark tells you the night. Timestamps tell you when to mute or step out.
Step 3
Stream — or walk the dog
See where it’s playing, then pause, mute, or take a hallway break on cue.
From Quiet to Full Bark
A weather report for the living room — density of triggers, not a critic score.
Featured titles
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The Last of Us
TV · 2023 · 1 seasons
AlertQuiet roads, then a click. Clickers, outbreaks, and children in danger — plan the walk before the opening credits.
Ted Lasso
TV · 2020 · 3 seasons
HowlLocker-room pep, stadium roar, and the occasional knock on the office glass. Warmer than it is loud — a few crowd and doorbell spikes.
The Secret Life of Pets
Movie · 2016
HowlHousehold animals live their own soap opera the moment the door closes. Peak bark bait: other dogs, apartment hallways, and a city full of mischief.
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Movie · 1993
AlertTwo dogs and a cat talk their way across the wilderness. If your dog has opinions about other dogs, this is a full evening of them.
Recent marks
FeedOnly Murders in the Building
Doorbell / knock · 00:09:30–00:11:10 · S3E02
Chris Papadopoulos
Bluey
Doorbell / knock · 00:03:20–00:04:50 · S2E08
Maya Ortiz
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Other · 01:08:50–01:11:15
Riley Chen
Only Murders in the Building
Other · 00:28:40–00:31:05 · S1E01
Jordan Hale
The Secret Life of Pets
Barking audio · 01:12:30–01:15:05
Riley Chen
John Wick
Sirens · 01:18:05–01:21:30
Riley Chen
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